clitpotle:

her face is saying “worth it.”

clitpotle:

her face is saying “worth it.”

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

fahbulus:

shouldnt:

that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans

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marge wants the d

sixpenceee:

ULTRA-VIOLET TATTOOS

Although they do look cool under a UV light and is suitable for those who want a tattoo without the social consequences, the ingredients used for a UV tattoo aren’t 100% safe. There has been reported numerous cases of skin rashes, blisters and infection. These is some concern that they may contribute to cancer because they contain phosphorous.  (Source & More Information)

gayfandomblog:

dangercupcakemurdericing:

Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.

letassi:

i cant stop fuckjng laughing

bunnyfood:

(via theclearlydope:via)

dutchster:

when you look inside the toilet before you flush

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